November 20, 2008
THIS JUST IN FROM, UM, WBBM
Suspected Toilet Arsonist Arrested
(Thanks to Layzeeboy)
Posted by Dave on November 20, 2008 at 03:08 PM
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AIR CANADA PASSENGERS:
Do not click here.
(Thanks to Kay Myers)
Posted by Dave on November 20, 2008 at 09:48 AM
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THE MIDWEST HEAVES A SIGH OF RELIEF
Rogue flamingo recaptured in Iowa
(Thanks to Siouxie)
(Yes, "Rogue Flamingo" WBAGNFARB)
Posted by Dave on November 20, 2008 at 09:46 AM
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CLASSY
NC undercover officers use Taser on pallbearer
(Thanks to bilge, Jeff Meyerson and Tom Meerschaert)
Posted by Dave on November 20, 2008 at 09:41 AM
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IF THEY KEEP THIS UP, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO SHUT DOWN THE SPACE KEG
First the astronauts lose a tool bag, and now... a spider. This is very bad. Because if we have learned anything from watching movies, it is that this spider will now be exposed to radiation and turn into a hideous mutant creature that will destroy mankind.
(Thanks to sjhaller)
Posted by Dave on November 20, 2008 at 09:39 AM
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BOFFIN UPDATE
Now they're baffled by a two-faced kitten.
This has been your Boffin Update.
(Thanks to Mahatma Kane Jeeves)
Posted by Dave on November 20, 2008 at 09:31 AM
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CSI: MURFREESBORO
(Thanks to geoff)
Posted by Dave on November 20, 2008 at 09:24 AM
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IT IS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE THEY OUTLAW THE NOOGIE
(Thanks to DavCat)
Posted by Dave on November 20, 2008 at 09:22 AM
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THEY SHOIULD HAVE PUT HER IN A CLEAR, RESEALABLE, ONE-QUART PLASTIC BAG
(Thanks to DavCat)
Posted by Dave on November 20, 2008 at 09:21 AM
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IT'S A GREAT IDEA, UNTIL THE CRIMINALS START CARRYING WOODPECKERS
(Thanks to DavCat)
Posted by Dave on November 20, 2008 at 09:19 AM
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FOOD LOVER OF THE DAY SO FAR
(Thanks to Mark Schlesinger)
Posted by Dave on November 20, 2008 at 09:16 AM
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MAYBE YOU JUST HAVE A HEADACHE
Or maybe you have a brain worm.
(Thanks to Mark Schlesinger)
Posted by Dave on November 20, 2008 at 09:15 AM
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CREEPING FASCISM IN ROMANIA
It's getting so a man can't even advertise his garden-gnome business with plastic hookers.
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)
Posted by Dave on November 20, 2008 at 09:12 AM
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FOR THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE
(Thanks to Ron Ungerman)
UPDATE: Here's a related product.
(Thanks to Mahatma Kane Jeeves)
Posted by Dave on November 20, 2008 at 09:09 AM
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November 19, 2008
WITH SOME STORIES, YOU JUST DON'T KNOW WHERE TO START
(Thanks to bilge)
Posted by Dave on November 19, 2008 at 03:51 PM
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WHEW
(Thanks to DeskDiva)
Posted by Dave on November 19, 2008 at 01:33 PM
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WE ARE SHOCKED, SHOCKED
Alcohol was believed to be a contributing factor.
(Thanks to DavCat)
Posted by Dave on November 19, 2008 at 10:40 AM
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WE LAUGH, BUT THIS IS BASICALLY HOW GOVERNMENT FINANCE WORKS
Man tries to pay bill with spider drawing
(Thanks to Steve "The Amazing Steve™" Pietrowicz)
UPDATE: Turns out this is a hoax, which makes it even more like government finance.
(Thanks to Andrew Hoenig)
Posted by Dave on November 19, 2008 at 07:53 AM
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A TIME TO SIT AND THINK
Today, as you are no doubt aware, is World Toilet Day. You should definitely take the day off from work so you can observe this occasion in an appropriate manner.
(Thanks to Chicomathmom)
Posted by Dave on November 19, 2008 at 07:48 AM
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THIS JUST IN
(Thanks to DavCat)
Posted by Dave on November 19, 2008 at 07:36 AM
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